Instructional: How to Open a Beer Bottle

So I'll just start by admitting I can be a bit of a pansy when it comes to opening beer bottles. Screw tops hurt my sensitive little hands and the non-screw top ones I feel require specialized equipment to open. Normally I grab my fancy-pants double-pull bordeaux corkscrew which I acquired during culinary school and happens to have a bottle opener included. But thanks to these fine fella's I feel liberated. Many of you may already know this but I just learned that just about anything can be used to open tasty suds: 

 
Bottle Cap Blues from chris sumers on Vimeo.